Today I found a brand new copy of the latest in the Twilight series and I figured, might as well take a look at it. Just kidding. There is a phallus on all 600 pages of that pathetic shit that emo teens who think they have problems call literature.
Vampires don't love, they seduce, fuck and suck (the neck I mean =P).
Vampires aren't high school misfits.
Vampires don't have a fashion, or gel their hair to make them look "sexy as hell".
Sorry, yes they do, but not for personal reasons. They make themselves look attractive so that they can kill people and make them Vamps.
Watch True Blood on HBO. That's the way it should be.
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ReplyDeleteThanks for reading. I don't just want to be a jerk about what people want to read, I'm just saying that vampires have become a fad through Twilight and "self loathing" teen kids who don't know anything about the origins of myths of vampires in historic literature.
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